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Archived Blog Entries
02/28/2007: More than meets the eye. by Butah P.
02/15/2007: Boobs!!! by Danielle
02/14/2007: Happy Shitty Candy-Coated Greeting Card Holiday! by Butah P.
02/01/2007: In a rut… and I’m sort of just fine with it. by Butah P.
01/30/2007: I was a little excited, now not so much. by JGM
01/27/2007: Butah, it's your birthday... by Danielle
01/25/2007: Global Warming's not doing its job... by Danielle
01/22/2007: Forgive me, for I know not what I do. by Butah P.
01/03/2007: What the tiara says by Danielle
12/26/2006: Happy Holidays by Butah P.
12/21/2006: I know what I want for Christmas... by Danielle
12/15/2006: Nintendo recalls straps for Wiimotes by JGM
12/08/2006: Kitties make me happy... by Danielle
11/28/2006: Fizz’s list of Wii-mote wriststrap solutions! by Fizz
11/27/2006: I hate JGM less now. by Butah P.
11/24/2006: Do not feed the angry blogger, at least do not feed him more turkey. by JGM
11/22/2006: And next up on the afternoon news, the Wii report. by JGM
11/10/2006: Rock. Paper. Scissors. by Danielle
11/06/2006: Hey, I was using that. by Butah P.
11/06/2006: This is my job... by Danielle
10/30/2006: All Hallows Eve!!! by Phreak
10/18/2006: Blingscaping by JGM
10/14/2006: Frickin' awesome! by Butah P.
10/02/2006: Happy birthday me. by Danielle
09/27/2006: Temper, temper! by Danielle
09/24/2006: Things are all sorts of fucked up. by Butah P.
09/21/2006: Simple courtesies by Danielle
09/18/2006: It's like a post, only not as amusing. by Butah P.
09/02/2006: Grandstanding, oops and other stuff in no particular order. by JGM
08/30/2006: It has begun! by Butah P.
08/29/2006: oh so good. by Danielle
08/15/2006: TV schtuff by Danielle
08/09/2006: FireFox, how could you? by Caz
08/08/2006: Computer goes boom. by Danielle
08/02/2006: Ladies and Gentlemen by Caz
07/28/2006: What is big and white and has 5.6 liters of V8 lovin? by JGM
07/22/2006: This has been bugging me all day... by Butah P.
07/20/2006: I've been busy, what else is new? by JGM
07/14/2006: So nasty that's it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me then he told the people, "You can call me your majesty." by Butah P.
07/12/2006: I got a bunny! by Caz
07/07/2006: Learning on the job... by Suede
07/05/2006: Holy Crip you're a crapple. by Caz
07/04/2006: Festivities! by Danielle
07/02/2006: Yes. by Butah P.
06/29/2006: I will keep this short. by JGM
06/28/2006: Happy Humpday! by Caz
06/23/2006: Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's Friday and Futurama is back! by Phreak
06/22/2006: Uh oh, looks like we might be double parked here. by JGM
06/22/2006: A day late, a dollar short... by Caz
06/20/2006: Because I love Chuck Norris... by Danielle
06/16/2006: Fuck you and fuck your privacy. by Butah P.
06/14/2006: Basketball, busted lips, broken hands, and bacations... I mean vacations! by Suede
06/13/2006: Weddings! by Danielle
06/09/2006: There was this thing I was going to say. by Butah P.
06/06/2006: g-g-g-g-G-Unit! by Danielle
06/06/2006: Runnin' the show... by Suede
06/02/2006: I've got the minerals, guv... by Suede
06/01/2006: Ugh, I forgot summer means humidity. by JGM
05/31/2006: Its not like you didn't know this... by Caz
05/24/2006: Done with the sickness. by Butah P.
05/24/2006: Extra Strength Midol, Taped Adult Swim and some effed up dreams by Caz
05/22/2006: Relay for Life by Danielle
05/22/2006: Where am I? by Phreak
05/19/2006: About Videogames... by Suede
05/18/2006: I’m your hoochie coochie man. Everybody knows I’m here. by Butah P.
05/18/2006: HBF under attack! by JGM
05/16/2006: A Virgin's Plea by Danielle
05/13/2006: I don’t know jack shit, and neither do you, no one does. by Suede
05/11/2006: Attack of the EEEETHREEEEEE rant! by JGM
05/10/2006: "You know what you are Brian....?" by Caz
05/09/2006: My brother = awesome by Danielle
05/05/2006: Happy Cinco de Mexicanos! by Butah P.
05/04/2006: Better late then Never... by Caz
05/02/2006: A week's worth of crazy... by Danielle
04/28/2006: The March is upon us! by Phreak
04/27/2006: And while I get a chance here let me clear my throat. by JGM
04/26/2006: "Are you sure you want to haggle with the Blacksmith?" by Caz
04/25/2006: Life and such. by Danielle
04/22/2006: For realz... by Butah P.
04/20/2006: JGM vs the Car Dealer by JGM
04/19/2006: Let Me Tell You About My Life In A Dorm: Part III by Caz
04/17/2006: Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays... by Phreak
04/14/2006: "Now with Windows" by Suede
04/13/2006: A day late, a dollar short and.. by Caz
04/11/2006: Old friends by Danielle
04/09/2006: Oh no, hell no, ya'll gone up and done it! by Suede
04/07/2006: Scarier shit grows in my fridge. by Butah P.
04/06/2006: Gee-willikers, it must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid. by Butah P.
04/05/2006: Remember, Remember the fifth of April... by Caz
04/04/2006: Schedule? What's that? by Phreak
03/31/2006: Soup du jour.... by Suede
03/30/2006: Damaged goods by JGM
03/29/2006: Trees, bruised tail bones and lots of sex (no not really) by Caz
03/29/2006: Commence freak-out by Danielle
03/24/2006: Behind the Scenes by Suede
03/23/2006: Busted! by JGM
03/22/2006: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later. by Butah P.
03/21/2006: No rest for the wicked... by Danielle
03/20/2006: I am a serial couch potato... by Phreak
03/17/2006: I think in a past life I was a preacher… get it? by Suede
03/16/2006: Comic running behind today by JGM
03/15/2006: Its Wednesday... by Caz
03/14/2006: My apologies... by Phreak
03/10/2006: The system is down. by Butah P.
03/10/2006: So here I am invading Butah's Friday again..... by JGM
03/08/2006: Mmmm paint by Caz
03/07/2006: Isn't it ironic? by Danielle
03/03/2006: A winner is YOU! by Butah P.
02/28/2006: Huff owns me. by Danielle
02/27/2006: But baby it's cold outside... by Phreak
02/24/2006: Word? by Butah P.
02/23/2006: Another busy weekend on tap. by JGM
02/22/2006: My Life in a Dorm; Part III by Caz
02/16/2006: It's kinda like the crack did to Pookie in New Jack... by Butah P.
02/16/2006: Rebooted by JGM
02/15/2006: Hooray for Mock shows! by Caz
02/14/2006: With love from me to you... by Danielle
02/09/2006: Clean up in isle two by JGM
02/07/2006: Once again, I hate men. by Danielle
02/06/2006: So something happened yesterday and someone won something I think... by Phreak
02/04/2006: Keep it to yourself. by Butah P.
02/02/2006: It sure feels like Groundhog day by JGM
02/01/2006: About to break down... by Caz
01/27/2006: Two for the price of one!
01/26/2006: Welcome to the future! by JGM
01/25/2006: Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate. First and second offense, I won't hesitate. by Butah P.
01/24/2006: The newest US state? by Danielle
01/24/2006: So tired... by Phreak
01/21/2006: Have you the brain worms? by Butah P.
01/20/2006: Man, I messed up again this week. by JGM
01/18/2006: Its part of the trade... by Caz
01/17/2006: Me fail english?? by Danielle
01/13/2006: Nintendo DS by JGM
01/11/2006: My Life in a Dorm; Part II by Caz
01/10/2006: Getting back into it all... by Danielle
01/09/2006: No lie, I didn't die... by Phreak
01/06/2006: Last minute entry. by Butah P.
01/05/2006: Too angry for words by JGM
12/30/2005: 2005: Fuck off. by Butah P.
12/29/2005: Count down to the new year and hope for a good internet connection. by JGM
12/29/2005: Bow down before my epic loot by Caz
12/27/2005: mmmm... internet goodness. by Danielle
12/23/2005: ‘Twas The Night Before The Night Before Christmas by Butah P.
12/22/2005: Like a giant squeeky hammer to the thumb by JGM
12/16/2005: I am the stone that the builder refused. by Butah P.
12/15/2005: This section was intentionally left blank. by JGM
12/14/2005: Smell that? by Caz
12/13/2005: by Danielle
12/12/2005: White or green, it's all the same to me... by Phreak
12/09/2005: You knows it! by Butah P.
12/08/2005: Watering down video games. by JGM
12/07/2005: Let me tell you about my life in a dorm... by Caz
12/06/2005: Anyone wanna trade lives? by Danielle
12/05/2005: Yeah, we got that "snow" stuff... by Phreak
12/01/2005: I want you to say hello to my little friend. I call him mini me! by JGM
11/29/2005: And I'm done. by Danielle
11/28/2005: Goobley Gobley Gook by Phreak
11/25/2005: Operation: Black Friday by Butah P.
11/24/2005: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! by JGM
11/23/2005: Colder than a well digger's... by Caz
11/22/2005: Blah by Phreak
11/19/2005: "Oh... I know you!" "You don't know me!" "Yes I do!" by PrickClick
11/18/2005: She's programmed to receive automatic satisfaction. by Butah P.
11/17/2005: I am the king of this piece of paper! by JGM
11/16/2005: Mmm smells like burning. by Caz
11/15/2005: No-sleep-vember by Danielle
11/14/2005: There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion - Jeffrey Goines by Phreak
11/12/2005: GO COCKS! by PrickClick
11/10/2005: I'm smarter than you, I'm harder than you, I'm better than you, I'm just raw. I'm hotter than you, more popular than you, more clever than you, and gosh darn it people like me. by Butah P.
11/10/2005: Another three day work week! by JGM
11/09/2005: The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne. by Caz
11/08/2005: Finally, some potential resolution by Danielle
11/07/2005: You should feel awesome right..... NOW by Phreak
11/06/2005: Forums Hacked *Updated* by PrickClick
11/05/2005: Almost that time again... by PrickClick
11/04/2005: God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. by Butah P.
11/03/2005: I am sort on vacation by JGM
11/02/2005: It's getting to be that time of year... by Danielle
11/02/2005: Its a Mario Kart 64 kinda day by Caz
11/01/2005: Happy Halloween Funksters! by Phreak
10/29/2005: *HBF CONTEST* Post Count a Go-Go! by PrickClick
10/28/2005: He's like a rap god. He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet. by Butah P.
10/27/2005: awesometastic plainfulness by JGM
10/26/2005: Well by Caz
10/24/2005: A day without rain... by Phreak
10/20/2005: Perfect hair to the second power of forever. by Butah P.
10/20/2005: Yes rain is nice, but I think we can hold off on it for a while. by JGM
10/19/2005: Its not just a time of year... by Caz
10/18/2005: Next he'll be suing the internet. by Fizz
10/14/2005: Grrr! by Butah P.
10/13/2005: Whoops by JGM
10/11/2005: Stupid computer by Danielle
10/07/2005: The box cutter went click-click. by Butah P.
10/06/2005: Yes the breakfast broodwich is old and I should update my cam pic. by JGM
10/05/2005: A blast from the effing past... by Caz
10/03/2005: Boom boom smash! by Phreak
09/30/2005: Where does a 200lb gorilla sit when it wants to? by JGM
09/28/2005: A note on etiquette by Danielle
09/26/2005: I got enlightened, what'd you do this weekend? by Phreak
09/22/2005: When I was little, my father was famous. He was greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun's decapitator. by Butah P.
09/22/2005: The week is almost over, and it is the last day of summer. by JGM
09/20/2005: Well at least I drank, sorry if you didn't =P by Phreak
09/16/2005: In before the blog! by Phreak
09/15/2005: Round and round and round some more by JGM
09/14/2005: Sickly goodness by Danielle
09/12/2005: Take three steps forward, turn around, and passout by Phreak
09/08/2005: No more baby mama drama. by Butah P.
09/08/2005: Its Thursday again by JGM
09/08/2005: So what else is new? by Fizz
09/07/2005: New beginnings by Danielle
09/06/2005: My Last HBF Blog by PrickClick
09/02/2005: Shit Storm by Butah P.
09/01/2005: Cup o ramen for lunch again? by JGM
09/01/2005: New HBF Comic by Fizz
08/25/2005: Ninja blog attack! by JGM
08/24/2005: So I was board by PrickClick
08/23/2005: Save a horse, ride a cowboy? by Danielle
08/22/2005: It was my party, and if you missed it you suck! by Phreak
08/21/2005: Sunday Bloody Sunday by Caz
08/19/2005: I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from hell. by Butah P.
08/16/2005: I need a new email address... by Danielle
08/15/2005: So much to say, so little you'll probably read by Phreak
08/14/2005: Almost let this one slide... by Caz
08/12/2005: Stupidty reigns supreme. by Butah P.
08/11/2005: Ugh, calling out sick today by JGM
08/10/2005: Is it 'spos to make me dizzy? by PrickClick
08/09/2005: Workoriffic by Danielle
08/07/2005: It's the Lord's Day.. by Caz
08/05/2005: Just when you thought it was over... by Butah P.
08/04/2005: Short and sweet by JGM
08/03/2005: Scandalize that country… girl! by PrickClick
08/02/2005: Junk Mail by Danielle
08/01/2005: If you and I were the only people on the face of the Earth, that would be the only thing we'd have in common... by Phreak
07/31/2005: Sunday Morning Hangover... by Caz
07/31/2005: Super late, but it's up. by Butah P.
07/28/2005: As if it being hot in here was not bad enough! by JGM
07/26/2005: Round 2 by Danielle
07/24/2005: Hour and a half of funk! by Butah P.
07/22/2005: And now for something repetative. by Butah P.
07/21/2005: by JGM
07/20/2005: It’s been a long time! by PrickClick
07/16/2005: So I'm a little late... big deal. by Butah P.
07/14/2005: Wise man say if square peg not fit in round hole, you not use enough force. by JGM
07/07/2005: So dont stop, get it, get it until your cheddar heavy and watch the way I navigate. by Butah P.
07/06/2005: Hello me, its me again. by JGM
07/06/2005: I really don't know... by Phreak
06/30/2005: by JGM
06/24/2005: Pulled this one out of my ass. by Butah P.
06/23/2005: Good afternoon fellow funk cadets! by JGM
06/21/2005: Pump it louder... by Phreak
06/17/2005: Fuck. Shit. Damn. by Butah P.
06/16/2005: butah: today just sucks are you having a poo day too? by JGM
06/10/2005: I really do not think Neo had this type of problem by JGM
06/08/2005: Not good times, awesome times. by Butah P.
06/07/2005: A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake... by Phreak
05/25/2005: Better late than never by PrickClick
05/20/2005: I'm okay, you're retarded. by Butah P.
05/18/2005: hello.jpg by PrickClick
05/17/2005: Your friendly reminder by Phreak
05/14/2005: Cam Themes are Back! by PrickClick
05/13/2005: The jig is up! by Phreak
05/11/2005: Sick as a dog! by PrickClick
05/10/2005: HBF Reeeeeeefresh! by Fizz
05/09/2005: I did not send you spam. by Butah P.
05/04/2005: Broken Silence by Butah P.
05/03/2005: Keeping it real... by PrickClick
04/29/2005: Good news for a change! by Butah P.
04/27/2005: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. by Phreak
04/23/2005: Unblog by Val
04/21/2005: Blog. by Butah P.
04/19/2005: The horror, the HORROR!!! by Phreak
04/15/2005: a post, you say? by Val
04/13/2005: Walk America by PrickClick
04/07/2005: ˇLa casa del canguelo no es muerta! by Phreak
04/04/2005: Picking up the pieces. by Butah P.
03/26/2005: The Good Friday that wasn't. by Butah P.
03/25/2005: I'm just tired. by Butah P.
03/23/2005: I walk among them … by PrickClick
03/17/2005: Happy St. Patrick's Day! by Val
03/16/2005: AIM / AOL by PrickClick
03/14/2005: Lazy people always fuck it up for the rest of us! by Butah P.
03/10/2005: boom! by Val
03/09/2005: This one time, at disaster recovery... by Phreak
03/04/2005: . . . Would do you good by Val
03/03/2005: Butah P. love da kids! by Butah P.
03/02/2005: But I thought I called Gray's extension! by PrickClick
03/01/2005: Daddy don't touch me there by Phreak
02/25/2005: Tonight, on a very special episode of HBF... by Butah P.
02/21/2005: The little storm that wasn't by Phreak
02/18/2005: Like a phoenix rising from the ashes... or some other bird from Arizona. by Butah P.
02/13/2005: Initiating ignition sequence - Ignition sequence: Initiated. by Fizz
02/10/2005: Testing, testing... Please stand by. by Fizz
01/20/2005: He's working on it! by Butah P.
01/14/2005: Two for two by Fizz
01/11/2005: The Jury's still out... by Phreak
01/08/2005: Sit down. by Fizz
01/06/2005: Bad start to the new year by PrickClick
12/31/2004: Happy New Jear, mang. by Butah P.
12/29/2004: Adventures Unfold by PrickClick
12/22/2004: Happy Fucking Whatever! by PrickClick
12/19/2004: Shit. by Butah P.
12/15/2004: Does this hurt? by PrickClick
12/14/2004: Fooled you! by Phreak
12/13/2004: At least they pay me. by Butah P.
12/08/2004: "This place is Awesome!!!" by PrickClick
12/06/2004: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl... by Phreak
12/02/2004: 'Tis the season by Butah P.
11/30/2004: The guiltless abuse of a shame free, vegan hypocrite by PrickClick
11/29/2004: Vegans are dumb. by Butah P.
11/24/2004: Vegans piss me off! by PrickClick
11/22/2004: Snow in LA... None here by Phreak
11/16/2004: 'Friendship is friendship. History is history.' by PrickClick
11/15/2004: Another weekend bites the dust... by Phreak
11/10/2004: by PrickClick
11/08/2004: Just another manic monday... by Phreak
11/04/2004: My brain... it hurts. by Butah P.
11/03/2004: How 'Bout them Redskins by PrickClick
11/02/2004: To the pain! by Phreak
10/26/2004: Momma Drama by PrickClick
10/26/2004: Tricks and Treats by Val
10/25/2004: 380 metric tons of explosives are missing in Iraq by Phreak
10/21/2004: Butah Pcan. Hot Buttered Funk. R-O-C-K-I-N-G by Butah P.
10/19/2004: Where does candy corn come from? by PrickClick
10/18/2004: I will write for you... by Phreak
10/13/2004: Oops by PrickClick
10/07/2004: It IS bullshit, yo... by Phreak
10/04/2004: This is bullshit, yo. by Butah P.
09/30/2004: Crucial Corsair Kingston Mushkin by Phreak
09/24/2004: I can't help it, I wanna be Butah P by Phreak
09/23/2004: Apparently nobody updates by Butah P.
09/19/2004: No more broken-ness for now by Butah P.
09/15/2004: resident evil review! by Val
09/13/2004: Hello? Can you hear me now? No, and now your computer doesn't work! by Phreak
09/09/2004: Fook Yu? Fook Me! by Phreak
09/07/2004: I got blown by Frances. by Butah P.
09/01/2004: HBF Dead? by Phreak
08/26/2004: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! by Phreak
08/25/2004: the little engine that couldn't by Val
08/20/2004: I think my ki is busted. by Butah P.
08/18/2004: the anthology of disinterest, part II by Val
08/17/2004: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(>:( >:(>:(>:(>:( >:(>:(>:( by sissyjane
08/13/2004: I bet you thought this blog wouldn't be here, didn't you? by Phreak
08/12/2004: I'm gonna die. by Butah P.
08/11/2004: orange alert! by Val
08/10/2004: read this ok by sissyjane
08/05/2004: Where have I gone by Phreak
08/04/2004: by Val
08/03/2004: (p_o) monocu pinku bento box by sissyjane
08/01/2004: Bad weekend by Butah P.
07/29/2004: A blog on thursday? by Phreak
07/28/2004: space is the place by Val
07/27/2004: let's be honest here, I never know what to put for a title ever. by sissyjane
07/26/2004: Screw you Mr. Sun by Fizz
07/21/2004: by Val
07/20/2004: I've got to weewee really bad. by sissyjane
07/15/2004: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? by Phreak
07/14/2004: primary colored suicide bombing love note by Val
07/13/2004: today a lot of young women were leering at me by sissyjane
07/12/2004: Punk goes punk. by Fizz
07/08/2004: It's all fun and games until someone punctures their spleen by Phreak
07/07/2004: squares and diamonds by Val
07/05/2004: And when she’s done that she’ll feed you to her cat. by Fizz
07/02/2004: Haiku Madness by Butah P.
07/01/2004: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers by Phreak
06/30/2004: give a mouse a cookie by Val
06/29/2004: WOMEN CAN DO IT TOO by sissyjane
06/25/2004: Maybe I should just stay home... by Butah P.
06/24/2004: Get that stupid halo off your head by Phreak
06/23/2004: did you say cookies? by Val
06/22/2004: chicken goes MOOOOOOOOOO by sissyjane
06/21/2004: Like radioactive rubber pants. by Fizz
06/18/2004: What? by Butah P.
06/17/2004: Suck me beautiful by Phreak
06/16/2004: be that way by Val
06/14/2004: Blogidyblogidyblog by Fizz
06/10/2004: The winds of change, they are a blowin... by Phreak
06/09/2004: holy crapnix, batman! by Val
06/08/2004: I steal your blog! by Phreak
06/08/2004: LAFFO WHAT A DMELIMA by sissyjane
06/08/2004: by sissyjane
06/08/2004: Technically its still Monday in Hawaii by Fizz
06/04/2004: What I'm doing in here is private. by Butah P.
06/02/2004: the anthology of disinterest, part I by Val
06/01/2004: "Honey I shrunk the kids" is far more original than "Honey I blew up the kids". by sissyjane
05/27/2004: Same ol' shit, different toilet. Pass the T.P. by Butah P.
05/27/2004: The daytime non-drowsy medicine relieves common cold and flu symptoms including cough, nasal congestion, fever, minor aches, pains, headache, muscular aches, and sore throat pain by Phreak
05/26/2004: full time whining by Val
05/25/2004: man oh man that slut was at the piggly wiggly with ray ray omg what a slut by sissyjane
05/24/2004: Wonderful Monday, time for any other blog by me. Or just another. At least you get that. by Fizz
05/20/2004: If I sucked more than I already do, I'd be you. by Butah P.
05/20/2004: Your responses will be kept strictly confidential and will be reported in statistical form only. by Phreak
05/19/2004: boy-troyless in portland by Val
05/18/2004: Miruku LOLZ by sissyjane
05/17/2004: I’m not exactly I want a society to continue when they accept giant burnt horses as gifts. by Fizz
05/13/2004: It's simple you see. There's a bitch and she's in your way, so you gotta tell her to move... by Phreak
05/12/2004: for the do-it-yourself-ers by Val
05/11/2004: This is the form by which you add new entries to your weblog/journal. You can make this either a standard or extended entry; by sissyjane
05/10/2004: Maybe that’ll teach you a lesson by Fizz
05/07/2004: Random blog on my mind: by Butah P.
05/06/2004: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds, pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski. by Phreak
05/05/2004: enjoy! by Val
05/04/2004: ok, i'm going back to bed now. thx by sissyjane
05/03/2004: Speaking of car audio… by Fizz
04/29/2004: Bitch, and it’s like that. by Butah P.
04/29/2004: all i want is.. 136 Cups of Gourmet Pleasure by Phreak
04/28/2004: No Cats in America! by Val
04/27/2004: "Greetings and simple conversation" by sissyjane
04/26/2004: There's an animal... trying to... kill you? by Fizz
04/21/2004: coolest day ever by Val
04/20/2004: what now guys? by sissyjane
04/19/2004: I'll get the flame thrower. by Fizz
04/15/2004: Surrender... or die! by Butah P.
04/15/2004: This Space Reserved by Phreak
04/14/2004: almost there but not quite by Val
04/12/2004: calling all otoplasty industry peeps, lend me your ears(lmao) by sissyjane
04/09/2004: Hey batter, batter, batter... SWING! by Butah P.
04/08/2004: Ha ha! Late again! by Phreak
04/07/2004: Hot Newsflash Action by Val
04/06/2004: Don't read this ok? by sissyjane
04/05/2004: So I’ve been challenged to write a funny blog for once. Mainly because Sissyjanes a jerk. A big jerk. by Fizz
04/03/2004: carlos didn't do it. si i guess i should by sissyjane
04/01/2004: The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better--it is just turning around as usual. - Finley Peter Dunne by Phreak
03/31/2004: more crazy ramblings from the land of the internet-less by Val
03/29/2004: The battle rages! by Fizz
03/25/2004: The weak link in a plastic chain. by Butah P.
03/25/2004: The Friday after Tomorrow before the Next one will be the first of the last by Phreak
03/24/2004: there and back again, a val's tale by Val
03/23/2004: ragu more lik rag in japanese laffo by sissyjane
03/22/2004: Gumberculies! I love that guy. by Fizz
03/19/2004: I present to you this spoon. Commence eating my ass, post haste! by Butah P.
03/18/2004: Your love life is about to be awesome! by Phreak
03/17/2004: happy st. drinking day! by Val
03/16/2004: sissy-pie internets blogu by sissyjane
03/15/2004: Damn'it I need another weekend to recover from this stupid weekend. by Fizz
03/11/2004: Sans blog? by Phreak
03/10/2004: OMG, it lives! by Val
03/09/2004: Take 10 to 20 tablets needed as daily. by sissyjane
03/08/2004: Ah crap another Monday. Ah crap another blog by Fizz. by Fizz
03/04/2004: The terrible two's. by Butah P.
03/04/2004: I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool. - Joseph Costello, President of Cadence by Phreak
03/02/2004: Coconut ballet by sissyjane
03/01/2004: Guess who got a new car. I’ll give you a hint: It was me. by Fizz
02/27/2004: One, two, three, and to the four. by Butah P.
02/26/2004: Did you have that same dream with the backwards talking and flaming cards?
02/24/2004: INCONCIEVABLE by sissyjane
02/23/2004: You call this a vacation? No, I call this… TACO ISLAND! by Fizz
02/19/2004: Remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx? by Butah P.
02/19/2004: If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams by Phreak
02/17/2004: fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fozzie by sissyjane
02/16/2004: Operation Funky Freedom by Fizz
02/13/2004: You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed, and you call in sick, if you had a job - Bruce McCulloch by Phreak
02/12/2004: If everything is under control, you are going too slow - Mario Andretti by Phreak
02/11/2004: Goodbye, so long, adieu by Val
02/10/2004: Heeeyyy baby! by sissyjane
02/09/2004: That's what they want you to think. by Fizz
02/05/2004: Filler is killer by Butah P.
02/05/2004: Who knew I'd have so much to talk about? by Phreak
02/04/2004: randomosity, vol. II, issue 4 by Val
02/03/2004: FUCK WHY AM I HERE? by sissyjane
02/02/2004: D^3G = DuckDuckDuckGoose.com by Butah P.
02/02/2004: My addiction, my crack, it is, DVD series’. by Fizz
01/29/2004: Somebody’s pulling me close to the ground. I can sense, but I can't see. I ain’t panicked. by Butah P.
01/29/2004: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day. by Phreak
01/28/2004: pointless rules are meant to be broken by Val
01/27/2004: Hey give the kid a break, he is working with only one hand here. by sissyjane
01/26/2004: I bet you want a blog from me. by Fizz
01/23/2004: It’s getting insane I know. I’m under pressure. Try to believe you… by Butah P.
01/21/2004: Not Sissyjane either, but nobody's perfect by Val
01/20/2004: I'm not SissyJane by Phreak
01/19/2004: Hey! Non-toxic edible green slime! by Fizz
01/16/2004: Once again, back is the incredible by Butah P.
01/15/2004: It's white. Snow is white. It smells like water, it tastes like water, but it isn't clear like water.... is it water? or is it a government conspiracy... - Author Unknown by Phreak
01/14/2004: braaaaiiiinssss, anyone? by Val
01/13/2004: Greymatter blew up... blame sissyjane. by Butah P
01/12/2004: Well real dolls cost money. I'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination... by Fizz
01/09/2004: Ya’ll know the name. Butah fuckin’ P., ain’t a damn thing changed. by Butah P
01/08/2004: If you could see the world thru my eyes, you'd know today isn't Monday by Phreak
01/07/2004: but wait, there's more! by Val
01/06/2004: The New Year Brings Changes… by Tom
01/05/2004: I am so banning anyone who doesn’t make me a sandwich. by Fizz
01/02/2004: As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a blogger. by Butah P
12/31/2003: 2004: Less bunk, more Funk by Val
12/30/2003: Anybody home? by Tom
12/25/2003: It's Christmas and no one's saying anything by Phreak
12/24/2003: make your own day by Val
12/23/2003: I guess you expect me to write something holdiay related? by Tom
12/22/2003: What's that pounding at my door? Oh, it's my head by Phreak
12/19/2003: Bump that, fools try to stunt on my click and when I get on that shit I bring it to them where they pump that. by Butah P
12/18/2003: I forgot what the hell I was doing by Invader Bunny
12/17/2003: return of the hobbit-lovers by Val
12/16/2003: The Birthday/Holiday Embargo by Tom
12/15/2003: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? by Phreak
12/12/2003: Sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't. by Butah P
12/11/2003: Here's to the end of another marginally successful semester. by Invader Bunny
12/10/2003: An Answer to Tom by Val
12/09/2003: Am I The Only One This Happens To? by Tom
12/08/2003: No one thinks of winter when the grass is green — Rudyard Kipling by Phreak
12/05/2003: Dreams are just dreams, right? by Butah P
12/04/2003: The days have gotten shorter and so has my patience by Invader Bunny
12/03/2003: I Blog for Thee! by Val
12/02/2003: Hiya, Maynard! by Tom
12/01/2003: God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. -Ethel Watts Mumford by Phreak
11/28/2003: Panzer fisting? No, just regular type. by Butah P
11/26/2003: Child's Play by Butah P
11/25/2003: Final Fantasy and Strip Clubs by Tom
11/24/2003: Look, if I were joking I would've said what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. by Phreak
11/21/2003: Chicks dig guys with big otoscopes. by Butah P
11/20/2003: I don't know much about computers 'cept for the one we got at home... by Invader Bunny
11/19/2003: randomosity by Val
11/18/2003: Priorities by Tom
11/17/2003: Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key... by Phreak
11/14/2003: I don’t know what you heard about me, but a bitch can’t get a dollar outta me. by Butah P
11/12/2003: so i've been in paris . . . by Val
11/11/2003: So I've been sick... by Tom
11/10/2003: You're the white version of a black guy that's not good with his money by Phreak
11/07/2003: Whatever she said, then I’m that. by Butah P
11/06/2003: From the Goofy Dept. by Apok
11/05/2003: What’s that brown stuff on your nose? by Butah P
11/04/2003: Ahh... by Tom
11/03/2003: Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket? by Phreak
10/31/2003: This year Halloween fell on a weekend so me and Ghetto Boys were trick-or-treatin' by Butah P
10/30/2003: The British Are Coming by Ant
10/29/2003: happy happy joy joy by Val
10/28/2003: Life: The Stutter Step Principle by Tom
10/27/2003: Time to make the donuts! No it's not, you're an hour early... by Phreak
10/24/2003: See you later, Nice Times. by Butah P
10/23/2003: Welcome to the killing fields, with Johnny Dangerous… by Suede
10/22/2003: o crazy machinery by Val
10/21/2003: Fear of a Blog Planet by Tom
10/20/2003: It's me again. by Butah P
10/17/2003: Several hours of my life wasted that I can never get back. by Butah P
10/16/2003: I'm not used to all this attention by Invader Bunny
10/15/2003: attack of the blue-pill marketers by Val
10/14/2003: Christmas in October by Tom
10/13/2003: Tomorrow may be a day away, but to me it's an eternity by Phreak
10/10/2003: All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for nobody. by Butah P
10/09/2003: Looking forward to a slow weekend by Tom
10/08/2003: i salute tu by Val
10/07/2003: The truth is, son, I didn't want a kid. by Tu
10/06/2003: I wish I was a millionaire, but I'll just spend the banks money in the meantime by Phreak
10/03/2003: Drugs, rock 'n’ roll, bad ass Vegas hoes, late-night booty calls, shiny disco balls. by Butah P
10/02/2003: My first convention by Tom
10/01/2003: attn: blatant PA fanboys (and girls-- i know you're out there somewhere) by Val
09/30/2003: feelin' fine. by Tu
09/29/2003: I have amazing snot control by Phreak
09/26/2003: Don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot. by Butah P
09/25/2003: I'm gonna talk about Big Brother 4. Deal with it. by Tom
09/24/2003: apocalypse cow by Val
09/23/2003: Roll 2D6 to see if you enjoy this blog! -5 penalty if you're not an socially inept geek! by Tu
09/22/2003: Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way. by Phreak
09/19/2003: It’s over now by Butah P
09/18/2003: I Only Blog During Times Of Tragedy by Tom
09/17/2003: the unfunky life by Val
09/16/2003: Can't talk, living. by Tu
09/15/2003: Weekends are short, Monday's aren't by Phreak
09/14/2003: SHIRTLESS IN THE WHONOW? WHO TOOK MY PANTS? by Tu
09/12/2003: Fan-mail or something like it... by K80K
09/11/2003: Where were you?... by Tom
09/10/2003: international val! by Val
09/09/2003: Listen to my story, it might be our last chance! by Tu
09/08/2003: Equinox Schmequinox by Phreak
09/05/2003: Don't have much... by Butah P
09/04/2003: I would go naked, but no one wants to see that, either by Tom
09/02/2003: Open wide! by Tu
08/29/2003: Ba dunk a dizzunk by Butah P
08/28/2003: Take me out to the ballgame by Tom
08/27/2003: crouching spider, hidden stiletto by Val
08/26/2003: 5% content by volume. by Tu
08/25/2003: They're all gonna laugh @ you by Phreak
08/22/2003: Thank God for donuts. by Butah P
08/21/2003: BLOG DAY? CRAP! by Tom
08/20/2003: days go by by Val
08/19/2003: Unknown Artist - Track 12.mp3 (3:21 @ 128kbps) by Tu
08/18/2003: Worms and Power Outages and Flooding, O MY by Phreak
08/15/2003: My bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R… by Butah P
08/14/2003: More like State UNfair!... by Tom
08/13/2003: return of the blogger by Val
08/12/2003: I'm so misunderstood! by Tu
08/11/2003: A Day Late, A Buck Short by Phreak
08/10/2003: Luck be a lady? Shit, Luck be a two-timing whore! by Butah P
08/08/2003: 16 Different Ways to Jiggle Her Boobs! by Tu
08/07/2003: Comedy Be Thy Name by Val
08/06/2003: what, you again? by Val
08/05/2003: color me embarrassed. by Tu
08/04/2003: please remain calm, this is only a test by Val
08/01/2003: the so-late-it’s-almost-early night show by Val
07/31/2003: And so we last left our hero, he was babbling on about something. Like he does. Constantly. And he should probably stop speaking in the 3rd person now. by Butah P
07/30/2003: this is the end, my only - wait, who the hell are you? by Tu
07/29/2003: Is it you or is it hot in here? by Val
07/28/2003: You did what to your sea monkeys? by Butah P
07/25/2003: YOU FIND: Assorted Nerdery and a +5 Buckler of Dorkus - 6.1x10^5 EXP! by Tu
07/24/2003: now with 30% more crispiness! by Val
07/23/2003: Wha-Wha-WHAA? by Neenmo
07/22/2003: Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! by Tu
07/21/2003: curiouser and curiouser by Val
07/18/2003: And I am ready to rock. by Butah P
07/17/2003: jitterbug contest? what? by Tu
07/16/2003: the blogger's burden by Val
07/14/2003: To the bang bang boogie… by Butah P
07/14/2003: and now, something that's been said before! by Tu
07/11/2003: avast, ye! by Val
07/10/2003: Today's forecast is total crap. by Butah P
07/09/2003: can't talk, testing. by Tu
07/08/2003: funked up by Val
07/07/2003: And we’re clear… by Butah P
07/04/2003: you listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express, you hear? by Tu
07/03/2003: I take the fourth by Val
07/01/2003: ladies and gentlemen, start your airbrushes by Val
06/30/2003: Some absolutely crazy shit, mang. by Tu
06/27/2003: If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first. by Butah P
06/26/2003: feel the funk by val
06/25/2003: hail the conquered hero! ...wait. by Tu
06/23/2003: Keri says good-bye. by Butah P
06/23/2003: From the Sqaureville Dept. by Apok
06/20/2003: We do this like we want to and don’t give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. You know it. by Butah P
06/18/2003: From the Brush and Maim Everyday Dept. by Apok
06/17/2003: I be illin’. by Butah P
06/16/2003: You'd think I'm popular or something... by Danielle
06/16/2003: I can’t rock all the time. by Butah P
06/13/2003: From the Butt Plug Dept. by Apok
06/12/2003: More shit from the bogus captain. by Butah P
06/11/2003: "wanker" by Danielle
06/10/2003: the Hot Chick-Files by Apok
06/09/2003: Drop it like it's hot, or atleast luke warm. by Butah P
06/08/2003: SYNCHRONIZED CAM ACTION, FINAL HEAT by Tu
06/07/2003: ATTENTION WILL ROBINSON by Tu
06/05/2003: Look ma, no boobs! by Butah P
06/04/2003: I have a what? A web site? by Butah P
06/03/2003: damn, girl, why you turn all carazy like that? by Tu
06/02/2003: I'm gonna set fire to the whole place. by Butah P
05/30/2003: Don't tell me it's my turn already! by Tu
05/29/2003: *Le Sigh* by Keri
05/28/2003: And I’m back. Where was I? Well, that’s pretty much none of your damned business, but I do appreciate your concern. by Butah P
05/27/2003: THE BRAYING OF HOUNDS COMMENCES by Tu
05/23/2003: If I shut my eyes, they won’t open again. by Butah P
05/22/2003: i'm afraid of quoting songs by Tu
05/21/2003: I Might Be Wrong by Keri
05/20/2003: Say young brother, that was fresh. You just got a 100% on M.C. test. by Butah P
05/19/2003: So I thought to myself, "Join the Army! It's free!" by Tu
05/16/2003: by Keri
05/15/2003: This here’s like Hammer Time, punks can’t touch us. by Butah P
05/14/2003: a nation's tear reflects its tear and separation by Tu
05/13/2003: Sick as a pup by Keri
05/12/2003: Couldn't come up with a clever title. by Butah P
05/09/2003: Theobromine? Well, he ain't yours. by Tu
05/08/2003: Returning To The Source Is Serenity by Keri
05/07/2003: Think I’ll die another day. It’s not my time to go. by Butah P
05/06/2003: on time again? the stars must be in alignment. by Tu
05/05/2003: Image without an image by Keri
05/02/2003: See my pinky? See my thumb? See that kid with the pump shotgun? by Butah P
05/01/2003: SWITCHING IT UP ON YE! by Tu
04/30/2003: Nanci, I see naked Isaiah on my roof and a fucked up couch. Welcome to the Ghetto. by Keri
04/29/2003: I’m a consumer whore! And how! by Butah P
04/28/2003: I REFUSE TO BE ON TIME WITH THIS BLOG STUFF! by Tu
04/25/2003: by Keri
04/24/2003: If Mary drops my baby girl tonight I would name her rock 'n' roll. by Butah P
04/23/2003: BALEETED! by Tu
04/22/2003: Resurrect yourself with a stong cup of coffee, shake off the dust of the grave, and start sweeping. by Keri
04/21/2003: And we're back. by Butah P
04/18/2003: So, me and this "on time" thing? Not working out. by Tu
04/17/2003: "My life was a muddle of pointless task, brainless impulses and vigorous deniles."
04/16/2003: Too many suckas and not enough time… by Butah P
04/15/2003: What was that Universal Greeting again? Never mind, I remember. by Tu
04/14/2003: Looks like somebody's got a case of the Muuundays by Keri
04/11/2003: Like boogies in my nose, I pick ‘em and I flick’em at ya moms. by Butah P
04/09/2003: Say hello to my new little friends! by Butah P
04/07/2003: No good deed goes unpunished. by Butah P
04/04/2003: Sick… as… a dog now… gonna vomit… by Butah P
04/02/2003: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll, then we let it pop. Go, let it go. by Butah P
03/31/2003: The more things change, the more they stay the same. by Butah P
03/28/2003: And... break! by Danielle
03/27/2003: "What? Fuck off," he seemed to say. by Butah P
03/26/2003: Tattoo me. by Danielle
03/25/2003: Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. by Butah P
03/24/2003: Cams ahoy! by Danielle
03/24/2003: Clever title goes here... again. by Butah P
03/22/2003: The Butah P. Experience. by Butah P
03/20/2003: It has begun... by Danielle
03/19/2003: And thus the Lord said, “let it be Wednesday,” and it was. And it was good. by Butah P
03/18/2003: 36 hours by Danielle
03/17/2003: She touched my peppy, Steve. by Butah P
03/14/2003: Mmmmm... tone by Danielle
03/13/2003: I love you like a fat kid loves cake. by Butah P
03/12/2003: die. die. die. by Danielle
03/11/2003: Never a dull moment. by Butah P
03/10/2003: They all sit and stare with their eyes by Danielle
03/07/2003: HBF turns 1 by Butah P
03/06/2003: Take me away, into the night. by Butah P
03/05/2003: This is California Babylon, my friend by Danielle
03/04/2003: Updates are good. by Butah P
03/03/2003: Coregroup3.com by Danielle
02/28/2003: The neighborhood just got a little less friendly. by Butah P
02/27/2003: You know the time is right to take control by Danielle
02/26/2003: Our President's a bush and our vice president's a dick. How nice. by Butah P
02/25/2003: Sweeeet Emooootion.... by Danielle
02/24/2003: I'm the man who made Kool Aid say, "oh yeah." by Butah P
02/21/2003: I'm wanted.... dead or alive. by Danielle
02/20/2003: This morning I woke up feeling brand new and I jumped up, feeling my highs and my lows. by Butah P
02/19/2003: by Danielle
02/18/2003: And then there were two... by Butah P
02/17/2003: Hey... you look familiar... by Valrik
02/14/2003: Happy Hallmark! by Danielle
02/13/2003: To high to get over, to low to get under. by Butah P
02/12/2003: Is my in-box full of viruses? Is the Space Pope reptillian? by Valrik
02/11/2003: I'm so very uncreative today... by Danielle
02/10/2003: Life... it never gets any easier. by Butah P
02/07/2003: Damn anti-pimping laws... by Valrik
02/06/2003: Don't deny - the hand that feeds you needs you now. by Danielle
02/05/2003: I'm not a prostitute, but I can give ya w |