Not your father’s brand of funk.

 

Archived Blog Entries

02/28/2007: More than meets the eye. by Butah P.

02/15/2007: Boobs!!! by Danielle

02/14/2007: Happy Shitty Candy-Coated Greeting Card Holiday! by Butah P.

02/01/2007: In a rut… and I’m sort of just fine with it. by Butah P.

01/30/2007: I was a little excited, now not so much. by JGM

01/27/2007: Butah, it's your birthday... by Danielle

01/25/2007: Global Warming's not doing its job... by Danielle

01/22/2007: Forgive me, for I know not what I do. by Butah P.

01/03/2007: What the tiara says by Danielle

12/26/2006: Happy Holidays by Butah P.

12/21/2006: I know what I want for Christmas... by Danielle

12/15/2006: Nintendo recalls straps for Wiimotes by JGM

12/08/2006: Kitties make me happy... by Danielle

11/28/2006: Fizz’s list of Wii-mote wriststrap solutions! by Fizz

11/27/2006: I hate JGM less now. by Butah P.

11/24/2006: Do not feed the angry blogger, at least do not feed him more turkey. by JGM

11/22/2006: And next up on the afternoon news, the Wii report. by JGM

11/10/2006: Rock. Paper. Scissors. by Danielle

11/06/2006: Hey, I was using that. by Butah P.

11/06/2006: This is my job... by Danielle

10/30/2006: All Hallows Eve!!! by Phreak

10/18/2006: Blingscaping by JGM

10/14/2006: Frickin' awesome! by Butah P.

10/02/2006: Happy birthday me. by Danielle

09/27/2006: Temper, temper! by Danielle

09/24/2006: Things are all sorts of fucked up. by Butah P.

09/21/2006: Simple courtesies by Danielle

09/18/2006: It's like a post, only not as amusing. by Butah P.

09/02/2006: Grandstanding, oops and other stuff in no particular order. by JGM

08/30/2006: It has begun! by Butah P.

08/29/2006: oh so good. by Danielle

08/15/2006: TV schtuff by Danielle

08/09/2006: FireFox, how could you? by Caz

08/08/2006: Computer goes boom. by Danielle

08/02/2006: Ladies and Gentlemen by Caz

07/28/2006: What is big and white and has 5.6 liters of V8 lovin? by JGM

07/22/2006: This has been bugging me all day... by Butah P.

07/20/2006: I've been busy, what else is new? by JGM

07/14/2006: So nasty that's it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me then he told the people, "You can call me your majesty." by Butah P.

07/12/2006: I got a bunny! by Caz

07/07/2006: Learning on the job... by Suede

07/05/2006: Holy Crip you're a crapple. by Caz

07/04/2006: Festivities! by Danielle

07/02/2006: Yes. by Butah P.

06/29/2006: I will keep this short. by JGM

06/28/2006: Happy Humpday! by Caz

06/23/2006: Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's Friday and Futurama is back! by Phreak

06/22/2006: Uh oh, looks like we might be double parked here. by JGM

06/22/2006: A day late, a dollar short... by Caz

06/20/2006: Because I love Chuck Norris... by Danielle

06/16/2006: Fuck you and fuck your privacy. by Butah P.

06/14/2006: Basketball, busted lips, broken hands, and bacations... I mean vacations! by Suede

06/13/2006: Weddings! by Danielle

06/09/2006: There was this thing I was going to say. by Butah P.

06/06/2006: g-g-g-g-G-Unit! by Danielle

06/06/2006: Runnin' the show... by Suede

06/02/2006: I've got the minerals, guv... by Suede

06/01/2006: Ugh, I forgot summer means humidity. by JGM

05/31/2006: Its not like you didn't know this... by Caz

05/24/2006: Done with the sickness. by Butah P.

05/24/2006: Extra Strength Midol, Taped Adult Swim and some effed up dreams by Caz

05/22/2006: Relay for Life by Danielle

05/22/2006: Where am I? by Phreak

05/19/2006: About Videogames... by Suede

05/18/2006: I’m your hoochie coochie man. Everybody knows I’m here. by Butah P.

05/18/2006: HBF under attack! by JGM

05/16/2006: A Virgin's Plea by Danielle

05/13/2006: I don’t know jack shit, and neither do you, no one does. by Suede

05/11/2006: Attack of the EEEETHREEEEEE rant! by JGM

05/10/2006: "You know what you are Brian....?" by Caz

05/09/2006: My brother = awesome by Danielle

05/05/2006: Happy Cinco de Mexicanos! by Butah P.

05/04/2006: Better late then Never... by Caz

05/02/2006: A week's worth of crazy... by Danielle

04/28/2006: The March is upon us! by Phreak

04/27/2006: And while I get a chance here let me clear my throat. by JGM

04/26/2006: "Are you sure you want to haggle with the Blacksmith?" by Caz

04/25/2006: Life and such. by Danielle

04/22/2006: For realz... by Butah P.

04/20/2006: JGM vs the Car Dealer by JGM

04/19/2006: Let Me Tell You About My Life In A Dorm: Part III by Caz

04/17/2006: Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays... by Phreak

04/14/2006: "Now with Windows" by Suede

04/13/2006: A day late, a dollar short and.. by Caz

04/11/2006: Old friends by Danielle

04/09/2006: Oh no, hell no, ya'll gone up and done it! by Suede

04/07/2006: Scarier shit grows in my fridge. by Butah P.

04/06/2006: Gee-willikers, it must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid. by Butah P.

04/05/2006: Remember, Remember the fifth of April... by Caz

04/04/2006: Schedule? What's that? by Phreak

03/31/2006: Soup du jour.... by Suede

03/30/2006: Damaged goods by JGM

03/29/2006: Trees, bruised tail bones and lots of sex (no not really) by Caz

03/29/2006: Commence freak-out by Danielle

03/24/2006: Behind the Scenes by Suede

03/23/2006: Busted! by JGM

03/22/2006: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later. by Butah P.

03/21/2006: No rest for the wicked... by Danielle

03/20/2006: I am a serial couch potato... by Phreak

03/17/2006: I think in a past life I was a preacher… get it? by Suede

03/16/2006: Comic running behind today by JGM

03/15/2006: Its Wednesday... by Caz

03/14/2006: My apologies... by Phreak

03/10/2006: The system is down. by Butah P.

03/10/2006: So here I am invading Butah's Friday again..... by JGM

03/08/2006: Mmmm paint by Caz

03/07/2006: Isn't it ironic? by Danielle

03/03/2006: A winner is YOU! by Butah P.

02/28/2006: Huff owns me. by Danielle

02/27/2006: But baby it's cold outside... by Phreak

02/24/2006: Word? by Butah P.

02/23/2006: Another busy weekend on tap. by JGM

02/22/2006: My Life in a Dorm; Part III by Caz

02/16/2006: It's kinda like the crack did to Pookie in New Jack... by Butah P.

02/16/2006: Rebooted by JGM

02/15/2006: Hooray for Mock shows! by Caz

02/14/2006: With love from me to you... by Danielle

02/09/2006: Clean up in isle two by JGM

02/07/2006: Once again, I hate men. by Danielle

02/06/2006: So something happened yesterday and someone won something I think... by Phreak

02/04/2006: Keep it to yourself. by Butah P.

02/02/2006: It sure feels like Groundhog day by JGM

02/01/2006: About to break down... by Caz

01/27/2006: Two for the price of one!
01/26/2006: Welcome to the future! by JGM

01/25/2006: Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate. First and second offense, I won't hesitate. by Butah P.

01/24/2006: The newest US state? by Danielle

01/24/2006: So tired... by Phreak

01/21/2006: Have you the brain worms? by Butah P.

01/20/2006: Man, I messed up again this week. by JGM

01/18/2006: Its part of the trade... by Caz

01/17/2006: Me fail english?? by Danielle

01/13/2006: Nintendo DS by JGM

01/11/2006: My Life in a Dorm; Part II by Caz

01/10/2006: Getting back into it all... by Danielle

01/09/2006: No lie, I didn't die... by Phreak

01/06/2006: Last minute entry. by Butah P.

01/05/2006: Too angry for words by JGM

12/30/2005: 2005: Fuck off. by Butah P.

12/29/2005: Count down to the new year and hope for a good internet connection. by JGM

12/29/2005: Bow down before my epic loot by Caz

12/27/2005: mmmm... internet goodness. by Danielle

12/23/2005: ‘Twas The Night Before The Night Before Christmas by Butah P.

12/22/2005: Like a giant squeeky hammer to the thumb by JGM

12/16/2005: I am the stone that the builder refused. by Butah P.

12/15/2005: This section was intentionally left blank. by JGM

12/14/2005: Smell that? by Caz

12/13/2005: by Danielle

12/12/2005: White or green, it's all the same to me... by Phreak

12/09/2005: You knows it! by Butah P.

12/08/2005: Watering down video games. by JGM

12/07/2005: Let me tell you about my life in a dorm... by Caz

12/06/2005: Anyone wanna trade lives? by Danielle

12/05/2005: Yeah, we got that "snow" stuff... by Phreak

12/01/2005: I want you to say hello to my little friend. I call him mini me! by JGM

11/29/2005: And I'm done. by Danielle

11/28/2005: Goobley Gobley Gook by Phreak

11/25/2005: Operation: Black Friday by Butah P.

11/24/2005: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! by JGM

11/23/2005: Colder than a well digger's... by Caz

11/22/2005: Blah by Phreak

11/19/2005: "Oh... I know you!" "You don't know me!" "Yes I do!" by PrickClick

11/18/2005: She's programmed to receive automatic satisfaction. by Butah P.

11/17/2005: I am the king of this piece of paper! by JGM

11/16/2005: Mmm smells like burning. by Caz

11/15/2005: No-sleep-vember by Danielle

11/14/2005: There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion - Jeffrey Goines by Phreak

11/12/2005: GO COCKS! by PrickClick

11/10/2005: I'm smarter than you, I'm harder than you, I'm better than you, I'm just raw. I'm hotter than you, more popular than you, more clever than you, and gosh darn it people like me. by Butah P.

11/10/2005: Another three day work week! by JGM

11/09/2005: The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne. by Caz

11/08/2005: Finally, some potential resolution by Danielle

11/07/2005: You should feel awesome right..... NOW by Phreak

11/06/2005: Forums Hacked *Updated* by PrickClick

11/05/2005: Almost that time again... by PrickClick

11/04/2005: God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. by Butah P.

11/03/2005: I am sort on vacation by JGM

11/02/2005: It's getting to be that time of year... by Danielle

11/02/2005: Its a Mario Kart 64 kinda day by Caz

11/01/2005: Happy Halloween Funksters! by Phreak

10/29/2005: *HBF CONTEST* Post Count a Go-Go! by PrickClick

10/28/2005: He's like a rap god. He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet. by Butah P.

10/27/2005: awesometastic plainfulness by JGM

10/26/2005: Well by Caz

10/24/2005: A day without rain... by Phreak

10/20/2005: Perfect hair to the second power of forever. by Butah P.

10/20/2005: Yes rain is nice, but I think we can hold off on it for a while. by JGM

10/19/2005: Its not just a time of year... by Caz

10/18/2005: Next he'll be suing the internet. by Fizz

10/14/2005: Grrr! by Butah P.

10/13/2005: Whoops by JGM

10/11/2005: Stupid computer by Danielle

10/07/2005: The box cutter went click-click. by Butah P.

10/06/2005: Yes the breakfast broodwich is old and I should update my cam pic. by JGM

10/05/2005: A blast from the effing past... by Caz

10/03/2005: Boom boom smash! by Phreak

09/30/2005: Where does a 200lb gorilla sit when it wants to? by JGM

09/28/2005: A note on etiquette by Danielle

09/26/2005: I got enlightened, what'd you do this weekend? by Phreak

09/22/2005: When I was little, my father was famous. He was greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun's decapitator. by Butah P.

09/22/2005: The week is almost over, and it is the last day of summer. by JGM

09/20/2005: Well at least I drank, sorry if you didn't =P by Phreak

09/16/2005: In before the blog! by Phreak

09/15/2005: Round and round and round some more by JGM

09/14/2005: Sickly goodness by Danielle

09/12/2005: Take three steps forward, turn around, and passout by Phreak

09/08/2005: No more baby mama drama. by Butah P.

09/08/2005: Its Thursday again by JGM

09/08/2005: So what else is new? by Fizz

09/07/2005: New beginnings by Danielle

09/06/2005: My Last HBF Blog by PrickClick

09/02/2005: Shit Storm by Butah P.

09/01/2005: Cup o ramen for lunch again? by JGM

09/01/2005: New HBF Comic by Fizz

08/25/2005: Ninja blog attack! by JGM

08/24/2005: So I was board by PrickClick

08/23/2005: Save a horse, ride a cowboy? by Danielle

08/22/2005: It was my party, and if you missed it you suck! by Phreak

08/21/2005: Sunday Bloody Sunday by Caz

08/19/2005: I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from hell. by Butah P.

08/16/2005: I need a new email address... by Danielle

08/15/2005: So much to say, so little you'll probably read by Phreak

08/14/2005: Almost let this one slide... by Caz

08/12/2005: Stupidty reigns supreme. by Butah P.

08/11/2005: Ugh, calling out sick today by JGM

08/10/2005: Is it 'spos to make me dizzy? by PrickClick

08/09/2005: Workoriffic by Danielle

08/07/2005: It's the Lord's Day.. by Caz

08/05/2005: Just when you thought it was over... by Butah P.

08/04/2005: Short and sweet by JGM

08/03/2005: Scandalize that country… girl! by PrickClick

08/02/2005: Junk Mail by Danielle

08/01/2005: If you and I were the only people on the face of the Earth, that would be the only thing we'd have in common... by Phreak

07/31/2005: Sunday Morning Hangover... by Caz

07/31/2005: Super late, but it's up. by Butah P.

07/28/2005: As if it being hot in here was not bad enough! by JGM

07/26/2005: Round 2 by Danielle

07/24/2005: Hour and a half of funk! by Butah P.

07/22/2005: And now for something repetative. by Butah P.

07/21/2005: by JGM

07/20/2005: It’s been a long time! by PrickClick

07/16/2005: So I'm a little late... big deal. by Butah P.

07/14/2005: Wise man say if square peg not fit in round hole, you not use enough force. by JGM

07/07/2005: So dont stop, get it, get it until your cheddar heavy and watch the way I navigate. by Butah P.

07/06/2005: Hello me, its me again. by JGM

07/06/2005: I really don't know... by Phreak

06/30/2005: by JGM

06/24/2005: Pulled this one out of my ass. by Butah P.

06/23/2005: Good afternoon fellow funk cadets! by JGM

06/21/2005: Pump it louder... by Phreak

06/17/2005: Fuck. Shit. Damn. by Butah P.

06/16/2005: butah: today just sucks are you having a poo day too? by JGM

06/10/2005: I really do not think Neo had this type of problem by JGM

06/08/2005: Not good times, awesome times. by Butah P.

06/07/2005: A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake... by Phreak

05/25/2005: Better late than never by PrickClick

05/20/2005: I'm okay, you're retarded. by Butah P.

05/18/2005: hello.jpg by PrickClick

05/17/2005: Your friendly reminder by Phreak

05/14/2005: Cam Themes are Back! by PrickClick

05/13/2005: The jig is up! by Phreak

05/11/2005: Sick as a dog! by PrickClick

05/10/2005: HBF Reeeeeeefresh! by Fizz

05/09/2005: I did not send you spam. by Butah P.

05/04/2005: Broken Silence by Butah P.

05/03/2005: Keeping it real... by PrickClick

04/29/2005: Good news for a change! by Butah P.

04/27/2005: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. by Phreak

04/23/2005: Unblog by Val

04/21/2005: Blog. by Butah P.

04/19/2005: The horror, the HORROR!!! by Phreak

04/15/2005: a post, you say? by Val

04/13/2005: Walk America by PrickClick

04/07/2005: ˇLa casa del canguelo no es muerta! by Phreak

04/04/2005: Picking up the pieces. by Butah P.

03/26/2005: The Good Friday that wasn't. by Butah P.

03/25/2005: I'm just tired. by Butah P.

03/23/2005: I walk among them … by PrickClick

03/17/2005: Happy St. Patrick's Day! by Val

03/16/2005: AIM / AOL by PrickClick

03/14/2005: Lazy people always fuck it up for the rest of us! by Butah P.

03/10/2005: boom! by Val

03/09/2005: This one time, at disaster recovery... by Phreak

03/04/2005: . . . Would do you good by Val

03/03/2005: Butah P. love da kids! by Butah P.

03/02/2005: But I thought I called Gray's extension! by PrickClick

03/01/2005: Daddy don't touch me there by Phreak

02/25/2005: Tonight, on a very special episode of HBF... by Butah P.

02/21/2005: The little storm that wasn't by Phreak

02/18/2005: Like a phoenix rising from the ashes... or some other bird from Arizona. by Butah P.

02/13/2005: Initiating ignition sequence - Ignition sequence: Initiated. by Fizz

02/10/2005: Testing, testing... Please stand by. by Fizz

01/20/2005: He's working on it! by Butah P.

01/14/2005: Two for two by Fizz

01/11/2005: The Jury's still out... by Phreak

01/08/2005: Sit down. by Fizz

01/06/2005: Bad start to the new year by PrickClick

12/31/2004: Happy New Jear, mang. by Butah P.

12/29/2004: Adventures Unfold by PrickClick

12/22/2004: Happy Fucking Whatever! by PrickClick

12/19/2004: Shit. by Butah P.

12/15/2004: Does this hurt? by PrickClick

12/14/2004: Fooled you! by Phreak

12/13/2004: At least they pay me. by Butah P.

12/08/2004: "This place is Awesome!!!" by PrickClick

12/06/2004: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl... by Phreak

12/02/2004: 'Tis the season by Butah P.

11/30/2004: The guiltless abuse of a shame free, vegan hypocrite by PrickClick

11/29/2004: Vegans are dumb. by Butah P.

11/24/2004: Vegans piss me off! by PrickClick

11/22/2004: Snow in LA... None here by Phreak

11/16/2004: 'Friendship is friendship. History is history.' by PrickClick

11/15/2004: Another weekend bites the dust... by Phreak

11/10/2004: by PrickClick

11/08/2004: Just another manic monday... by Phreak

11/04/2004: My brain... it hurts. by Butah P.

11/03/2004: How 'Bout them Redskins by PrickClick

11/02/2004: To the pain! by Phreak

10/26/2004: Momma Drama by PrickClick

10/26/2004: Tricks and Treats by Val

10/25/2004: 380 metric tons of explosives are missing in Iraq by Phreak

10/21/2004: Butah Pcan. Hot Buttered Funk. R-O-C-K-I-N-G by Butah P.

10/19/2004: Where does candy corn come from? by PrickClick

10/18/2004: I will write for you... by Phreak

10/13/2004: Oops by PrickClick

10/07/2004: It IS bullshit, yo... by Phreak

10/04/2004: This is bullshit, yo. by Butah P.

09/30/2004: Crucial Corsair Kingston Mushkin by Phreak

09/24/2004: I can't help it, I wanna be Butah P by Phreak

09/23/2004: Apparently nobody updates by Butah P.

09/19/2004: No more broken-ness for now by Butah P.

09/15/2004: resident evil review! by Val

09/13/2004: Hello? Can you hear me now? No, and now your computer doesn't work! by Phreak

09/09/2004: Fook Yu? Fook Me! by Phreak

09/07/2004: I got blown by Frances. by Butah P.

09/01/2004: HBF Dead? by Phreak

08/26/2004: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! by Phreak

08/25/2004: the little engine that couldn't by Val

08/20/2004: I think my ki is busted. by Butah P.

08/18/2004: the anthology of disinterest, part II by Val

08/17/2004: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(>:( >:(>:(>:(>:( >:(>:(>:( by sissyjane

08/13/2004: I bet you thought this blog wouldn't be here, didn't you? by Phreak

08/12/2004: I'm gonna die. by Butah P.

08/11/2004: orange alert! by Val

08/10/2004: read this ok by sissyjane

08/05/2004: Where have I gone by Phreak

08/04/2004: by Val

08/03/2004: (p_o) monocu pinku bento box by sissyjane

08/01/2004: Bad weekend by Butah P.

07/29/2004: A blog on thursday? by Phreak

07/28/2004: space is the place by Val

07/27/2004: let's be honest here, I never know what to put for a title ever. by sissyjane

07/26/2004: Screw you Mr. Sun by Fizz

07/21/2004: by Val

07/20/2004: I've got to weewee really bad. by sissyjane

07/15/2004: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? by Phreak

07/14/2004: primary colored suicide bombing love note by Val

07/13/2004: today a lot of young women were leering at me by sissyjane

07/12/2004: Punk goes punk. by Fizz

07/08/2004: It's all fun and games until someone punctures their spleen by Phreak

07/07/2004: squares and diamonds by Val

07/05/2004: And when she’s done that she’ll feed you to her cat. by Fizz

07/02/2004: Haiku Madness by Butah P.

07/01/2004: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers by Phreak

06/30/2004: give a mouse a cookie by Val

06/29/2004: WOMEN CAN DO IT TOO by sissyjane

06/25/2004: Maybe I should just stay home... by Butah P.

06/24/2004: Get that stupid halo off your head by Phreak

06/23/2004: did you say cookies? by Val

06/22/2004: chicken goes MOOOOOOOOOO by sissyjane

06/21/2004: Like radioactive rubber pants. by Fizz

06/18/2004: What? by Butah P.

06/17/2004: Suck me beautiful by Phreak

06/16/2004: be that way by Val

06/14/2004: Blogidyblogidyblog by Fizz

06/10/2004: The winds of change, they are a blowin... by Phreak

06/09/2004: holy crapnix, batman! by Val

06/08/2004: I steal your blog! by Phreak

06/08/2004: LAFFO WHAT A DMELIMA by sissyjane

06/08/2004: by sissyjane

06/08/2004: Technically its still Monday in Hawaii by Fizz

06/04/2004: What I'm doing in here is private. by Butah P.

06/02/2004: the anthology of disinterest, part I by Val

06/01/2004: "Honey I shrunk the kids" is far more original than "Honey I blew up the kids". by sissyjane

05/27/2004: Same ol' shit, different toilet. Pass the T.P. by Butah P.

05/27/2004: The daytime non-drowsy medicine relieves common cold and flu symptoms including cough, nasal congestion, fever, minor aches, pains, headache, muscular aches, and sore throat pain by Phreak

05/26/2004: full time whining by Val

05/25/2004: man oh man that slut was at the piggly wiggly with ray ray omg what a slut by sissyjane

05/24/2004: Wonderful Monday, time for any other blog by me. Or just another. At least you get that. by Fizz

05/20/2004: If I sucked more than I already do, I'd be you. by Butah P.

05/20/2004: Your responses will be kept strictly confidential and will be reported in statistical form only. by Phreak

05/19/2004: boy-troyless in portland by Val

05/18/2004: Miruku LOLZ by sissyjane

05/17/2004: I’m not exactly I want a society to continue when they accept giant burnt horses as gifts. by Fizz

05/13/2004: It's simple you see. There's a bitch and she's in your way, so you gotta tell her to move... by Phreak

05/12/2004: for the do-it-yourself-ers by Val

05/11/2004: This is the form by which you add new entries to your weblog/journal. You can make this either a standard or extended entry; by sissyjane

05/10/2004: Maybe that’ll teach you a lesson by Fizz

05/07/2004: Random blog on my mind: by Butah P.

05/06/2004: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds, pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski. by Phreak

05/05/2004: enjoy! by Val

05/04/2004: ok, i'm going back to bed now. thx by sissyjane

05/03/2004: Speaking of car audio… by Fizz

04/29/2004: Bitch, and it’s like that. by Butah P.

04/29/2004: all i want is.. 136 Cups of Gourmet Pleasure by Phreak

04/28/2004: No Cats in America! by Val

04/27/2004: "Greetings and simple conversation" by sissyjane

04/26/2004: There's an animal... trying to... kill you? by Fizz

04/21/2004: coolest day ever by Val

04/20/2004: what now guys? by sissyjane

04/19/2004: I'll get the flame thrower. by Fizz

04/15/2004: Surrender... or die! by Butah P.

04/15/2004: This Space Reserved by Phreak

04/14/2004: almost there but not quite by Val

04/12/2004: calling all otoplasty industry peeps, lend me your ears(lmao) by sissyjane

04/09/2004: Hey batter, batter, batter... SWING! by Butah P.

04/08/2004: Ha ha! Late again! by Phreak

04/07/2004: Hot Newsflash Action by Val

04/06/2004: Don't read this ok? by sissyjane

04/05/2004: So I’ve been challenged to write a funny blog for once. Mainly because Sissyjanes a jerk. A big jerk. by Fizz

04/03/2004: carlos didn't do it. si i guess i should by sissyjane

04/01/2004: The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better--it is just turning around as usual. - Finley Peter Dunne by Phreak

03/31/2004: more crazy ramblings from the land of the internet-less by Val

03/29/2004: The battle rages! by Fizz

03/25/2004: The weak link in a plastic chain. by Butah P.

03/25/2004: The Friday after Tomorrow before the Next one will be the first of the last by Phreak

03/24/2004: there and back again, a val's tale by Val

03/23/2004: ragu more lik rag in japanese laffo by sissyjane

03/22/2004: Gumberculies! I love that guy. by Fizz

03/19/2004: I present to you this spoon. Commence eating my ass, post haste! by Butah P.

03/18/2004: Your love life is about to be awesome! by Phreak

03/17/2004: happy st. drinking day! by Val

03/16/2004: sissy-pie internets blogu by sissyjane

03/15/2004: Damn'it I need another weekend to recover from this stupid weekend. by Fizz

03/11/2004: Sans blog? by Phreak

03/10/2004: OMG, it lives! by Val

03/09/2004: Take 10 to 20 tablets needed as daily. by sissyjane

03/08/2004: Ah crap another Monday. Ah crap another blog by Fizz. by Fizz

03/04/2004: The terrible two's. by Butah P.

03/04/2004: I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool. - Joseph Costello, President of Cadence by Phreak

03/02/2004: Coconut ballet by sissyjane

03/01/2004: Guess who got a new car. I’ll give you a hint: It was me. by Fizz

02/27/2004: One, two, three, and to the four. by Butah P.

02/26/2004: Did you have that same dream with the backwards talking and flaming cards?
02/24/2004: INCONCIEVABLE by sissyjane

02/23/2004: You call this a vacation? No, I call this… TACO ISLAND! by Fizz

02/19/2004: Remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx? by Butah P.

02/19/2004: If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams by Phreak

02/17/2004: fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fozzie by sissyjane

02/16/2004: Operation Funky Freedom by Fizz

02/13/2004: You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed, and you call in sick, if you had a job - Bruce McCulloch by Phreak

02/12/2004: If everything is under control, you are going too slow - Mario Andretti by Phreak

02/11/2004: Goodbye, so long, adieu by Val

02/10/2004: Heeeyyy baby! by sissyjane

02/09/2004: That's what they want you to think. by Fizz

02/05/2004: Filler is killer by Butah P.

02/05/2004: Who knew I'd have so much to talk about? by Phreak

02/04/2004: randomosity, vol. II, issue 4 by Val

02/03/2004: FUCK WHY AM I HERE? by sissyjane

02/02/2004: D^3G = DuckDuckDuckGoose.com by Butah P.

02/02/2004: My addiction, my crack, it is, DVD series’. by Fizz

01/29/2004: Somebody’s pulling me close to the ground. I can sense, but I can't see. I ain’t panicked. by Butah P.

01/29/2004: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and call it a day. by Phreak

01/28/2004: pointless rules are meant to be broken by Val

01/27/2004: Hey give the kid a break, he is working with only one hand here. by sissyjane

01/26/2004: I bet you want a blog from me. by Fizz

01/23/2004: It’s getting insane I know. I’m under pressure. Try to believe you… by Butah P.

01/21/2004: Not Sissyjane either, but nobody's perfect by Val

01/20/2004: I'm not SissyJane by Phreak

01/19/2004: Hey! Non-toxic edible green slime! by Fizz

01/16/2004: Once again, back is the incredible by Butah P.

01/15/2004: It's white. Snow is white. It smells like water, it tastes like water, but it isn't clear like water.... is it water? or is it a government conspiracy... - Author Unknown by Phreak

01/14/2004: braaaaiiiinssss, anyone? by Val

01/13/2004: Greymatter blew up... blame sissyjane. by Butah P

01/12/2004: Well real dolls cost money. I'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination... by Fizz

01/09/2004: Ya’ll know the name. Butah fuckin’ P., ain’t a damn thing changed. by Butah P

01/08/2004: If you could see the world thru my eyes, you'd know today isn't Monday by Phreak

01/07/2004: but wait, there's more! by Val

01/06/2004: The New Year Brings Changes… by Tom

01/05/2004: I am so banning anyone who doesn’t make me a sandwich. by Fizz

01/02/2004: As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a blogger. by Butah P

12/31/2003: 2004: Less bunk, more Funk by Val

12/30/2003: Anybody home? by Tom

12/25/2003: It's Christmas and no one's saying anything by Phreak

12/24/2003: make your own day by Val

12/23/2003: I guess you expect me to write something holdiay related? by Tom

12/22/2003: What's that pounding at my door? Oh, it's my head by Phreak

12/19/2003: Bump that, fools try to stunt on my click and when I get on that shit I bring it to them where they pump that. by Butah P

12/18/2003: I forgot what the hell I was doing by Invader Bunny

12/17/2003: return of the hobbit-lovers by Val

12/16/2003: The Birthday/Holiday Embargo by Tom

12/15/2003: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? by Phreak

12/12/2003: Sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't. by Butah P

12/11/2003: Here's to the end of another marginally successful semester. by Invader Bunny

12/10/2003: An Answer to Tom by Val

12/09/2003: Am I The Only One This Happens To? by Tom

12/08/2003: No one thinks of winter when the grass is green — Rudyard Kipling by Phreak

12/05/2003: Dreams are just dreams, right? by Butah P

12/04/2003: The days have gotten shorter and so has my patience by Invader Bunny

12/03/2003: I Blog for Thee! by Val

12/02/2003: Hiya, Maynard! by Tom

12/01/2003: God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. -Ethel Watts Mumford by Phreak

11/28/2003: Panzer fisting? No, just regular type. by Butah P

11/26/2003: Child's Play by Butah P

11/25/2003: Final Fantasy and Strip Clubs by Tom

11/24/2003: Look, if I were joking I would've said what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. by Phreak

11/21/2003: Chicks dig guys with big otoscopes. by Butah P

11/20/2003: I don't know much about computers 'cept for the one we got at home... by Invader Bunny

11/19/2003: randomosity by Val

11/18/2003: Priorities by Tom

11/17/2003: Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key... by Phreak

11/14/2003: I don’t know what you heard about me, but a bitch can’t get a dollar outta me. by Butah P

11/12/2003: so i've been in paris . . . by Val

11/11/2003: So I've been sick... by Tom

11/10/2003: You're the white version of a black guy that's not good with his money by Phreak

11/07/2003: Whatever she said, then I’m that. by Butah P

11/06/2003: From the Goofy Dept. by Apok

11/05/2003: What’s that brown stuff on your nose? by Butah P

11/04/2003: Ahh... by Tom

11/03/2003: Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket? by Phreak

10/31/2003: This year Halloween fell on a weekend so me and Ghetto Boys were trick-or-treatin' by Butah P

10/30/2003: The British Are Coming by Ant

10/29/2003: happy happy joy joy by Val

10/28/2003: Life: The Stutter Step Principle by Tom

10/27/2003: Time to make the donuts! No it's not, you're an hour early... by Phreak

10/24/2003: See you later, Nice Times. by Butah P

10/23/2003: Welcome to the killing fields, with Johnny Dangerous… by Suede

10/22/2003: o crazy machinery by Val

10/21/2003: Fear of a Blog Planet by Tom

10/20/2003: It's me again. by Butah P

10/17/2003: Several hours of my life wasted that I can never get back. by Butah P

10/16/2003: I'm not used to all this attention by Invader Bunny

10/15/2003: attack of the blue-pill marketers by Val

10/14/2003: Christmas in October by Tom

10/13/2003: Tomorrow may be a day away, but to me it's an eternity by Phreak

10/10/2003: All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for nobody. by Butah P

10/09/2003: Looking forward to a slow weekend by Tom

10/08/2003: i salute tu by Val

10/07/2003: The truth is, son, I didn't want a kid. by Tu

10/06/2003: I wish I was a millionaire, but I'll just spend the banks money in the meantime by Phreak

10/03/2003: Drugs, rock 'n’ roll, bad ass Vegas hoes, late-night booty calls, shiny disco balls. by Butah P

10/02/2003: My first convention by Tom

10/01/2003: attn: blatant PA fanboys (and girls-- i know you're out there somewhere) by Val

09/30/2003: feelin' fine. by Tu

09/29/2003: I have amazing snot control by Phreak

09/26/2003: Don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot. by Butah P

09/25/2003: I'm gonna talk about Big Brother 4. Deal with it. by Tom

09/24/2003: apocalypse cow by Val

09/23/2003: Roll 2D6 to see if you enjoy this blog! -5 penalty if you're not an socially inept geek! by Tu

09/22/2003: Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way. by Phreak

09/19/2003: It’s over now by Butah P

09/18/2003: I Only Blog During Times Of Tragedy by Tom

09/17/2003: the unfunky life by Val

09/16/2003: Can't talk, living. by Tu

09/15/2003: Weekends are short, Monday's aren't by Phreak

09/14/2003: SHIRTLESS IN THE WHONOW? WHO TOOK MY PANTS? by Tu

09/12/2003: Fan-mail or something like it... by K80K

09/11/2003: Where were you?... by Tom

09/10/2003: international val! by Val

09/09/2003: Listen to my story, it might be our last chance! by Tu

09/08/2003: Equinox Schmequinox by Phreak

09/05/2003: Don't have much... by Butah P

09/04/2003: I would go naked, but no one wants to see that, either by Tom

09/02/2003: Open wide! by Tu

08/29/2003: Ba dunk a dizzunk by Butah P

08/28/2003: Take me out to the ballgame by Tom

08/27/2003: crouching spider, hidden stiletto by Val

08/26/2003: 5% content by volume. by Tu

08/25/2003: They're all gonna laugh @ you by Phreak

08/22/2003: Thank God for donuts. by Butah P

08/21/2003: BLOG DAY? CRAP! by Tom

08/20/2003: days go by by Val

08/19/2003: Unknown Artist - Track 12.mp3 (3:21 @ 128kbps) by Tu

08/18/2003: Worms and Power Outages and Flooding, O MY by Phreak

08/15/2003: My bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R… by Butah P

08/14/2003: More like State UNfair!... by Tom

08/13/2003: return of the blogger by Val

08/12/2003: I'm so misunderstood! by Tu

08/11/2003: A Day Late, A Buck Short by Phreak

08/10/2003: Luck be a lady? Shit, Luck be a two-timing whore! by Butah P

08/08/2003: 16 Different Ways to Jiggle Her Boobs! by Tu

08/07/2003: Comedy Be Thy Name by Val

08/06/2003: what, you again? by Val

08/05/2003: color me embarrassed. by Tu

08/04/2003: please remain calm, this is only a test by Val

08/01/2003: the so-late-it’s-almost-early night show by Val

07/31/2003: And so we last left our hero, he was babbling on about something. Like he does. Constantly. And he should probably stop speaking in the 3rd person now. by Butah P

07/30/2003: this is the end, my only - wait, who the hell are you? by Tu

07/29/2003: Is it you or is it hot in here? by Val

07/28/2003: You did what to your sea monkeys? by Butah P

07/25/2003: YOU FIND: Assorted Nerdery and a +5 Buckler of Dorkus - 6.1x10^5 EXP! by Tu

07/24/2003: now with 30% more crispiness! by Val

07/23/2003: Wha-Wha-WHAA? by Neenmo

07/22/2003: Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! by Tu

07/21/2003: curiouser and curiouser by Val

07/18/2003: And I am ready to rock. by Butah P

07/17/2003: jitterbug contest? what? by Tu

07/16/2003: the blogger's burden by Val

07/14/2003: To the bang bang boogie… by Butah P

07/14/2003: and now, something that's been said before! by Tu

07/11/2003: avast, ye! by Val

07/10/2003: Today's forecast is total crap. by Butah P

07/09/2003: can't talk, testing. by Tu

07/08/2003: funked up by Val

07/07/2003: And we’re clear… by Butah P

07/04/2003: you listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express, you hear? by Tu

07/03/2003: I take the fourth by Val

07/01/2003: ladies and gentlemen, start your airbrushes by Val

06/30/2003: Some absolutely crazy shit, mang. by Tu

06/27/2003: If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first. by Butah P

06/26/2003: feel the funk by val

06/25/2003: hail the conquered hero! ...wait. by Tu

06/23/2003: Keri says good-bye. by Butah P

06/23/2003: From the Sqaureville Dept. by Apok

06/20/2003: We do this like we want to and don’t give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. You know it. by Butah P

06/18/2003: From the Brush and Maim Everyday Dept. by Apok

06/17/2003: I be illin’. by Butah P

06/16/2003: You'd think I'm popular or something... by Danielle

06/16/2003: I can’t rock all the time. by Butah P

06/13/2003: From the Butt Plug Dept. by Apok

06/12/2003: More shit from the bogus captain. by Butah P

06/11/2003: "wanker" by Danielle

06/10/2003: the Hot Chick-Files by Apok

06/09/2003: Drop it like it's hot, or atleast luke warm. by Butah P

06/08/2003: SYNCHRONIZED CAM ACTION, FINAL HEAT by Tu

06/07/2003: ATTENTION WILL ROBINSON by Tu

06/05/2003: Look ma, no boobs! by Butah P

06/04/2003: I have a what? A web site? by Butah P

06/03/2003: damn, girl, why you turn all carazy like that? by Tu

06/02/2003: I'm gonna set fire to the whole place. by Butah P

05/30/2003: Don't tell me it's my turn already! by Tu

05/29/2003: *Le Sigh* by Keri

05/28/2003: And I’m back. Where was I? Well, that’s pretty much none of your damned business, but I do appreciate your concern. by Butah P

05/27/2003: THE BRAYING OF HOUNDS COMMENCES by Tu

05/23/2003: If I shut my eyes, they won’t open again. by Butah P

05/22/2003: i'm afraid of quoting songs by Tu

05/21/2003: I Might Be Wrong by Keri

05/20/2003: Say young brother, that was fresh. You just got a 100% on M.C. test. by Butah P

05/19/2003: So I thought to myself, "Join the Army! It's free!" by Tu

05/16/2003: by Keri

05/15/2003: This here’s like Hammer Time, punks can’t touch us. by Butah P

05/14/2003: a nation's tear reflects its tear and separation by Tu

05/13/2003: Sick as a pup by Keri

05/12/2003: Couldn't come up with a clever title. by Butah P

05/09/2003: Theobromine? Well, he ain't yours. by Tu

05/08/2003: Returning To The Source Is Serenity by Keri

05/07/2003: Think I’ll die another day. It’s not my time to go. by Butah P

05/06/2003: on time again? the stars must be in alignment. by Tu

05/05/2003: Image without an image by Keri

05/02/2003: See my pinky? See my thumb? See that kid with the pump shotgun? by Butah P

05/01/2003: SWITCHING IT UP ON YE! by Tu

04/30/2003: Nanci, I see naked Isaiah on my roof and a fucked up couch. Welcome to the Ghetto. by Keri

04/29/2003: I’m a consumer whore! And how! by Butah P

04/28/2003: I REFUSE TO BE ON TIME WITH THIS BLOG STUFF! by Tu

04/25/2003: by Keri

04/24/2003: If Mary drops my baby girl tonight I would name her rock 'n' roll. by Butah P

04/23/2003: BALEETED! by Tu

04/22/2003: Resurrect yourself with a stong cup of coffee, shake off the dust of the grave, and start sweeping. by Keri

04/21/2003: And we're back. by Butah P

04/18/2003: So, me and this "on time" thing? Not working out. by Tu

04/17/2003: "My life was a muddle of pointless task, brainless impulses and vigorous deniles."
04/16/2003: Too many suckas and not enough time… by Butah P

04/15/2003: What was that Universal Greeting again? Never mind, I remember. by Tu

04/14/2003: Looks like somebody's got a case of the Muuundays by Keri

04/11/2003: Like boogies in my nose, I pick ‘em and I flick’em at ya moms. by Butah P

04/09/2003: Say hello to my new little friends! by Butah P

04/07/2003: No good deed goes unpunished. by Butah P

04/04/2003: Sick… as… a dog now… gonna vomit… by Butah P

04/02/2003: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll, then we let it pop. Go, let it go. by Butah P

03/31/2003: The more things change, the more they stay the same. by Butah P

03/28/2003: And... break! by Danielle

03/27/2003: "What? Fuck off," he seemed to say. by Butah P

03/26/2003: Tattoo me. by Danielle

03/25/2003: Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. by Butah P

03/24/2003: Cams ahoy! by Danielle

03/24/2003: Clever title goes here... again. by Butah P

03/22/2003: The Butah P. Experience. by Butah P

03/20/2003: It has begun... by Danielle

03/19/2003: And thus the Lord said, “let it be Wednesday,” and it was. And it was good. by Butah P

03/18/2003: 36 hours by Danielle

03/17/2003: She touched my peppy, Steve. by Butah P

03/14/2003: Mmmmm... tone by Danielle

03/13/2003: I love you like a fat kid loves cake. by Butah P

03/12/2003: die. die. die. by Danielle

03/11/2003: Never a dull moment. by Butah P

03/10/2003: They all sit and stare with their eyes by Danielle

03/07/2003: HBF turns 1 by Butah P

03/06/2003: Take me away, into the night. by Butah P

03/05/2003: This is California Babylon, my friend by Danielle

03/04/2003: Updates are good. by Butah P

03/03/2003: Coregroup3.com by Danielle

02/28/2003: The neighborhood just got a little less friendly. by Butah P

02/27/2003: You know the time is right to take control by Danielle

02/26/2003: Our President's a bush and our vice president's a dick. How nice. by Butah P

02/25/2003: Sweeeet Emooootion.... by Danielle

02/24/2003: I'm the man who made Kool Aid say, "oh yeah." by Butah P

02/21/2003: I'm wanted.... dead or alive. by Danielle

02/20/2003: This morning I woke up feeling brand new and I jumped up, feeling my highs and my lows. by Butah P

02/19/2003: by Danielle

02/18/2003: And then there were two... by Butah P

02/17/2003: Hey... you look familiar... by Valrik

02/14/2003: Happy Hallmark! by Danielle

02/13/2003: To high to get over, to low to get under. by Butah P

02/12/2003: Is my in-box full of viruses? Is the Space Pope reptillian? by Valrik

02/11/2003: I'm so very uncreative today... by Danielle

02/10/2003: Life... it never gets any easier. by Butah P

02/07/2003: Damn anti-pimping laws... by Valrik

02/06/2003: Don't deny - the hand that feeds you needs you now. by Danielle

02/05/2003: I'm not a prostitute, but I can give ya w